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Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
Donald Rumsfeld rushes into the Oval Office and says "Mr President, terrible news from Iraq, 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in an ambush"

George looks shocked and says "Thats awful.........Just remind me how many millions are there in a brazilian"
 
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Re:Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
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Re:Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
VICENT VAN GOGH
CUT AN EAR OFF
WHEN THEY ASKED HIM "WHY"
HE SAID
"EH! WHAT ! WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
 
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Re:Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
TWO GOLDFISH IN A TANK

ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER

"HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING THEN"
 
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Re:Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
man walks into a bar..........ouch !
 
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Re:Lets have a really bad jokes page 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 1&nbsp&nbsp
A man his Son and thier dog walk into a bar..

Ow !
Ouch!!
Woof!
 
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