The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a
> beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who
> owns the big white horse outside?"
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> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?"
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> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd
> like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"
>
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
> ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the
> horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone
> Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
> Silver, and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start
> to feel better."
>
> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around
> Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
> returned to the bar to finish his drink.
>
> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
> owns that big white horse outside?"
>
> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
> this time?"
>
> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
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> (...I JUST LOVE THIS...)
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> "Nothin', but you left your Injun running"!
